We talk about our league so you can dominate yours. Rankings, mocks, hot takes, and the occasional turd — from three guys yelling about dynasty fantasy football on a balcony in Florida. New episodes weekly.
The boys run their first full-PPR 1QB rookie mock of the off-season and absolutely cannot keep it together. Anthony makes a pick so bad Ben threatens to drive over. Alex makes the trade of the year in round 2. And Kenyon Sadiq somehow keeps falling. Strap in.
Reigning champ in three of the four leagues we let him in. Will trade you any rookie pick for a 28-year-old WR. Will not shut up about it.
Built the rankings spreadsheet, ran the projections, and still finished 6th. Will hit you with a regression chart in the group chat at 1am.
Has never not drafted a rookie WR in the first round. Has also never not been wrong about it. Currently on a 0-for-7 streak we are tracking on the show.
They look like assets on your bench. They are not. We went through every contender's roster, every depth chart, every contract — and identified the 10 dynasty players whose value is about to fall off a cliff. Sell window: closing.
Bam Knight, Jayden Reed, Tyler Lockett. Plus three Turds we're flushing this week.
A historical investigation, kind of. Mostly we wanted to make the Holes joke.
The full written companion to Episode 184. Includes the trade Alex tried to veto.
Tape breakdowns, dynasty grades, and Anthony's spreadsheet of every contested catch.